After one month, with a temperature of -3 degrees outside ... almost. Answer the question a bit 'all I have ..
"What have you combined Sharm? "
Besides the usual things you do in a week like this ... .. in relaxation, sun, swimming, water, a bit 'of snorkeling, eating (bad) international buffet ... here are the first truth about Sharm.
- The delay
Yes, with one-way flight was beaten the record of delay, 9 hours! ... all with a gentleman who plays the role of group leader and makes a mess, and before trying to call someone using the fixed phone boarding and then bringing in all the modules for the damages.
- Italians
present even if we do not like to group and socialize with other Italians, those who meet are always pee from laughing. The best are
Alvaro and friend, Ligurian who pretend to be Latin lover, which of course engage the first two Italian pecking (ipsid Cuba ...)
Come back discover that they are coming the day before (spending about 200 euro) because they have lost 'plane of way because they had the wrong day .. thought was the next day ..
And then there are the two Roman zarri of Pacha, giving the pearl of the week ... the question of how was the Dolce Vita .. respond to us ... "beautiful, not like pacha, there were people from class
- The Hard Rock Cafe
I state that is worse than Naama Bay Viale Ceccarini Riccione in August ... and that is all fake and westernized (including Starbucks, Pizza Hut, McDonald's etc. ..).
hard rock ... we went for 3 nights on Mondays, Tuesdays and Saturdays.
The place is small and is not that good because the music starts from 1 and 2 disk fills with Egypt in search of prey.
Hard Rock is not very successful, in part:
that I offer is to the stool of two girls with almost 50inni American boobs, some chick cross the track (most were a little 'sburze), Egyptians Russian, two of our hotels sburzone ubriachissime in a simulated track o ** a pomp took out a roof gripped by a crisis mystical talking to Vale as sellers start to speak Egyptian .. saying, "Ei, Friend"
- The Russians
There are plenty of both around in our hotel.
But for me right now saying that Darius is a place for young couples and old ... i usually go somewhere else.
But many mothers alone with Bocia. However
now commanded them, the Egyptians speak Russian more easily (I know almost everyone) and Italian, and also to Naama are all written in Cyrillic.
I personally do not bother, apart from a drunk who sat at our table and talking Russian pretended we understood ... and then close with "no problem" ... and spitting vodka, we've never seen sober.
not comment on Russia, who knows me knows my thoughts.
- The evening
more fun like always .. the more quiet evenings on the paper are those that turn into the craziest.
Mercole The evening was originally to be an evening of rest, to spend in the hotel and then wake up refreshed in the morning.
also complicates all inclusive bracelet with alcohol .. we put the bar to watch the animation ... and a bit bevucchiamo 'beer AC vodka with orange juice.
It starts with the animators, who are working as they talk about the business, ask how we are called (I say to make me understand .. like Claude Van Damme), where we are, the usual stuff .... first the most talkative, an Englishwoman, and then Georgia (which I repeat .. not bad) .. that is to push the candidates to Mr. Village to the competition the next day. Then the neighbor
counter, a white Australian .. who, with his friend, spends all day in the pool to drink like an alcoholic.
probably already out, greets us and starts talking nonsense ... when he says he prefers England to Australia and that the Italians do not like ... we leave it to its fate .. (Sc.opare then arrived with a guy alone)
In the final two Russians, none of which to tell the truth, that we wink from the bench and then come to sit next to us.
start talking, of course in Russian to English ... because they do not understand a letter .. the beauty is that when we try to ask something in English they laugh and continue to say yes with his head ... I will try them all, pull out too .. Toto Cotugno BHO to do the best wishes for birthday tomorrow and almost frightening to think that I jumped on him.
Finally, when I go to pee (in the grass .. Cause I found the bathroom ...) I go back that are gone ..
Valley to understand .. cmq in the following days will continue to wink and say hello.
loads, let's go into the room where, according to taxi drivers were full of "Drunk russian girl" .... There we go after contracting the entrance with a ticket 2x1 ... inside there will be little more than another ... "Drunk Russian men"
- Pacha
What was supposed to be the best night of the holiday, there was a real bluff.
almost convinced by British animators and Georgian (the latter a fine discovery), we opt for the big night on Thursdays at Pacha.
tickets purchased from scalpers outside (we are Italian and therefore the most clever or not), inside .. location is not bad, but heavy house music and people are not the best.
Many Italian citizens, some Russian / a, but most Egyptians .. indeed numerous.
We close with an evening of anonymous eating Pizza Hut.
- Challenges football
Among the funniest moments in football challenges .. that laugh. I
version Nesta and Pippo Inzaghi version in the Vale, we taught a bit 'of calcium to various Russians, Poles, Arabs present. The Russians in particular
technically very little, even if you threw eagerly for every ball. The best
Mr. Beer, a Russian who always wore the same shirt with the inscription Mr.Beer.
- The anal
Despite our experience we have two beautiful anal.
The first, just arrived .. do not even know how to do drag us from the usual street vendors in a shop.
I go out with the classic aroma of cask .. the seller almost pissed because we bought a few things.
The second, before leaving the airport .. felt the need to eat something edible .. sandwich and iced tea from Sbarro at 10 €.
Conclusion We had fun, we relaxed to 30 degrees in November ... so it took a week
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